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Cameron's Getting Logical

On his 16^th birthday, Cameron walks into the living room, marches straight up to his dad and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE getting an allowance.  I'd really rather have a job."  Jimmy says, "Your timing is excellent. The Pussy Cat Dolls need a chauffeur.   You'll have to drive around in their Ferrari’s, Mercedes, and Lamborghini’s  but they'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort them on their tours so you will get the best seats at their concerts.. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment near their studio too. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."

Cameron says, "You're bullshittin' me!"

Jimmy responds, "Yeah, well, you started it."