Uh this hotel room's gotta lotta stuff
Laundry bag and a shoe shine cloth
Thirty two hangers and a touch tone phone
Well a light that comes on when I ain't home I ain't home I ain't home
You better leave a message 'cause I ain't home
--This Hotel Room

DATE:  APRIL 5, 2008

5pm 'till Darky Thirty
It will soon be time to pack your bags once again and check into
the 13^TH annual THIS HOTEL ROOM PHLOCKING

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your escape to the island of St MinneSomePlace!
Your Hotel Room awaits your arrival!

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