Uh this hotel room's gotta lotta stuff
Laundry bag and a shoe shine cloth
Thirty two hangers and a touch tone phone
Well a light that comes on when I ain't home I ain't home I ain't home
You better leave a message 'cause I ain't home
--This
Hotel Room
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IT'S TIME TO PACK YOUR BAGS ONCE AGAIN AND CHECK INTO THE
LONGEST
RUNNING PHLOCKING IN THE PARROT HEAD NATION, THE 13TH ANNUAL
THIS
HOTEL ROOM DECORATION CONTEST
Once again we will showcase your decorative creativity!
Each
year the ideas improve and the competition becomes more intense.
This
year, photos are required so the winners can enjoy their masterpieces as
illustrated
in the GULP and broadcast to the world on the web page!
So, get those sail boats, palm trees,
swimming pools, mermaids, airplanes and
sand beaches and prepare your
room in traditional Parrot Head style.
Of course, there will
be wonderful prizes!!! Love and Luck to each contestant.
BRA LIMBO
We need bras for the Bra Limbo portion of the entertainment
festivities...how low can you go???
Please change the quantity shown on the forthcoming PayPal
Page to match the number of attendees you choose below.
Please follow the PayPal instructions provided on PayPal screen to make
changes or to pay for both members and non-members
in one payment. Any questions, email
Jon
Iannazzo at
Bartender@st-minnesomeplace.com
We will be smugglin' a boat load of treasures worthy of a
pirate's rage for the silent action.
Here's one example...click on images for larger view.
GRAND McCAW LIVE AUCTION ITEMS
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on pix for large view)
This is a
real working slot
machine
that came directly out of a casino in Japan. It is a perfectly
working machine that plug
into a normal US outlet and have all the lights and sounds just like you
would see on any other slot machine. Put in 3 tokens (will not take
money/quarters/etc...by law) and watch the reels spin, try your luck and
hit a 777. All of our slot machines have a “cash” mode or a “credit”
mode. This means you can play 3 tokens at a time or build your credits
up to 50. It is not a toy. It's a real commercial sized slot
machines which cost over $2,000 when new!! Weighs 90 pounds.
Includes 200 tokens, access key, and owners manual. You can
manually change the odds.
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Autographed
original edition by Lulu herself. Chock full of more than 150 signature
LuLu’s recipes. “Crazy Sista Cooking: Cuisine and Conversation with
Lucy Anne Buffett” is the next best thing to being there. Inside you’ll
find laugh-out-loud anecdotes, wit and wisdom from Lucy’s own kitchen,
festive party menus, Buffett family favorites, and plenty of telling it
like it is.
In this book, LuLu has gotten it all down on paper, with great
recipes for food that comes with history. It is hopefully a guide
to turning your own kitchen into a coastal watering hole for an
evening, whether you’re in Gulf Shores or Gloucester, Pensacola or
Portland. It’s all about the makings of a good meal with great
friends in the beautiful setting of your choice, where for an hour
or two you too can forget the troubles of the day and be a child of
the coast. Bon Appetit. Jimmy Buffett Sag Harbor, New
York August ‘07
Autographed
original edition by Jimmy Buffett. Tully Mars, the introspective cowboy
introduced in
Jimmy
Buffett's best-selling short story collection, Tales from
Margaritaville (1989), is back in a truly unforgettable storytelling
tour de force. It involves an abandoned Caribbean lighthouse, an
expatriate on the run from psychotic bounty hunters and a 102-year-old
woman's improbable dream—all blended together as only Buffett can, with
generous helpings of liquid libation. Certificate of authenticity
included.
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Custom
Painted Adirondack Chair
custom painted by Dawn the Artist.
Custom made surf board
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thoughtfully designed and carefully constructed by Scott Merrigan. Can
be converted into shelf, table, chair, etc. Retail Value: Priceless!
The Credit Card
payment option, via PayPal, will be available at the auction.
You must have a PayPal account to use this service.
Assistance will be available if necessary on site to help you register
with PayPal.
Or, you can go to www.PayPal.com
to preregister.
CASH BAR
For your phlockin' convenience, there will be a cash bar.
SPONSORED CHARITIES
Proceeds from this phlocking will be donated to:
STORE TO DOOR A non-profit organization providing low cost
grocery shopping and prescription delivery services to the frail,
elderly, and disabled to support their independence.
Majestic
Hills Ranch,
founded in 2000, offers therapeutic horseback riding to
challenged children.
MARY'S PLACE
As it is a long standing tradition at every event held on the island of St. MinneSomePlace,
please bring a non-perishable food item for the food shelf
AUCTION
contactMarilyn or 952-822-8824
Help is needed to assist with the live and silent auctions: setting up
auction items, monitoring auctions
and completing the auctions. Marilyn Listvan
will be organizing both the silent and live auctions again.
She needs
assistance so please contact her if you are willing to help monitor the
silent auction and collect payments.
"I AINT HOME, I AINT HOME, YOU BETTER LEAVE A MESSAGE CAUSE I AINT HOME....
I AM AT THE THIS HOTEL ROOM PHLOCKING!!!"