

I had a damn good run on Wall Street
With my high fashion model wife.
Till I woke up dry beneath the African sky
Just me and my Swiss Army knife.
--Last Mango In Paris

Again at THR this year, the THR phlockers will have a chance to win a Wall of Beer! Just imagine, you could be in your own honky tonk sippin’ on a cheap-ass beer every day of the year! To help stock our Beer Wall, please donate one or more 6-packs (or 4 packs, specialty bottles, even mix and match) of beer for the St MSP Beer Wall. Think of all the world beers you could choose! Off the wall beer, unique beer, specialty beer, micro beer, Pilsners, Stouts, Ales, Lagers, Austrian, German, Irish, Russian, English, island beer…just not stale beer! Think beyond Corona and Bud Light……the more variety, the better! If your local off-sale is too limited, try the Four Firkins in St Louis Park! Bring your donation to the THR registration desk the night of the THR, March 24. You will receive one Drawing Chance for each 4 or 6-pack donated. Extra Chances ($5) will be sold that night for a chance to win a Wall of Beer. Depending on the number of 6-packs, we reserve the right to break the wall down to smaller increments meaning MORE winners! With a little love an’ luck, you could be saying, “There's damsels in distress out there and I’ve got all this beer!”